i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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