I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
This is classic penis vs brain.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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