Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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