i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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