when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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