The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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