i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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