Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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