i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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