How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
