Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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