Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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