Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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