i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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