That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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