just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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