I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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