I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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