gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm both gender and math confused
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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