Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She even gives head with a lisp.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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