Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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