? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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