just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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