Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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