So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
is it fun? or sober?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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