it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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