ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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