actually, I'm a sock model
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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