There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
