I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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