This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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