don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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