a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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