if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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