I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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