I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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