Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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