There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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