you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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