What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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