to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
4 words: hood of his car
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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