So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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