Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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