Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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