honey bunches of taint.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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