At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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