Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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