I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
the liver wants what the liver wants
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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