Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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