I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
