It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
She announced her abortion via fbk
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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