I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The adults are the big ones right?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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