i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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